George Carlin....Well Said

Joined : 25 Jan 2008 Posts : 97 Location : Arizona

A Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time

in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints.
We've learned how
to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years.
We conquered outer space but not inner space.

We've cleaned up the
air, but polluted the soul.
These
are the times of fast foods and slow digestion. These are the days of two incomes but
more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.
Spend some
time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
moments that take our breath away.

If you don't send this to at least 8
people.....Who cares?

Subject: Re: George Carlin....Well Said Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:55 pm

Subject: Re: George Carlin....Well Said Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:05 pm

George was the bomb!
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"The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you."

Subject: Re: George Carlin....Well Said Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:44 pm

I agree with you Maria. He was and awesome comedian!!!
I willnever forget when he would compare dogs and cats, do you remember that show? He would make the funniest faces!
smile

Subject: Re: George Carlin....Well Said Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:11 pm

Yes he was very expressive...and I just loved his voice!!
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"The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you."

Subject: Re: George Carlin....Well Said Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:55 am

I did too, he will be remembered always.

Joined : 25 Jan 2008 Posts : 97 Location : Arizona

GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES

New Rule: Stop giving me that
pop-up ad for Classmates.com!
There's a reason you don't talk to people
for 25 years. Because
you don't particularly like them! Besides, I
already know what
the captain of the football team is doing
these days --- mowing
my lawn.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone.
Here's how much
men care about your eyebrows: Do you have
two of them? Good,
we're done.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has
Chinese characters in
it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right
above the crack of
your ass. And it translates to 'beef with
broccoli.'

New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No
more bathroom
attendants. After I zip up, some guy is
offering me a towel and
a mint like I just had sex with George
Michael. I can't even
tell If he's supposed to be there, or just
some freak with a
fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam,
Dude. I just want to
wash my hands.

New Rule: Like a Bat Outta Hell is an expression I question. Whenever someone is going really fast we say they went like a bat outta hell. But how do we know how fast a bat would leave hell? How do we know that a bat might not leave hell really slow? What would a bat be doing in hell, anyway? Maybe the bat likes it in hell. Maybe hell is not such a bad place for a bat.

-Braindroppings

Subject: Re: George Carlin....Well Said Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:10 am

Hello dear Jessica,

How doing? Thank you to have change your avatar for a more new age one . Very Happy

Have a good day in deap peace.

Claude.

Subject: Re: George Carlin....Well Said Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:25 pm

Jessica my prefered sister! Where are you?
It become dificult to live without you Very Happy

You have seduced me by your differents avatars.

The only problem we both have is money. We can't be realy spiritual and have a lot of money.
What do you think.
Joking..
Claude. Very Happy

Joined : 25 Jan 2008 Posts : 97 Location : Arizona

Thanks, Claude. I have never had a lot of money. So I don't know. scratch

The ACLU was started by one rich family. I disagree with many policies of the ACLU, but the rich family who funded the ACLU is an example of how money can be used for something other than purchasing million dollar mansions. (waste)

And although Al Gore did not create the internet, he is the one who paid for the research. The real creators of the internet did so with money from one rich man.